Cross the Border If U Dare ! ! ! !

  • If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

  • If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

  • If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, 
You Get Shot.

  • If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally 
You Will Be Jailed.

  • If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally 
You May Never Be Heard Again.

  • If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally 
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

  • If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally 
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

  • If You Enter Britain Illegally 
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

  • If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
- A Ration Card,
- Passport ( 1 or more)
- Haz Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home

And Of course - Voting Rights!!

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